they'll do you down - and they'll do it again

when all the dead body heavyness splits your spine

what's your game - what's his line

late home - no TV

walk with the zombies - talk to the sea

sand in your shoes - money in your jeans

it's no good crying over - spilt beans

All the fancy dan's at the palais de dance

offer you assistence in the firm's vans

with the stupid stories and the bad dream lovers

clean socks - love their mothers

and the ghost train trashed the tunnel of love

fingers bleed - better wear your gloves

and wave on wave of germoline

says no good crying over - spilt beans

poison pens and begging letters

finger bells - ding ding ding

like they was in some sort of sling

paidback - with just one look

a prayer wheel and a big fat book

tells you not to be clever but clean

and close to the real meaning of the beans

The three stooges - the four just men

the magnificent seven - the terrible ten

lord rockinghams eleven and the famous five

three men in a boat - the good lady wives

twelve apostles and the fiddlers three

ten green bottles and the three degrees

and all the oval teenage beauty queens

crying about everything but - spilt beans

to the annorexia housemaid's knee

who made groovy gravy oh mother of meat

since we've wed all I do is eat

to fat to fuck - sorry about that

i got a scrotum fitted with a thermostat

switch in the kitchen - giggle and scream